THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF BROTHER BARRY AND THE CHRONICLES OF THE BRAIN POLICE in the Ghetto Guaranteed Mortgage

THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF BROTHER BARRY AND THE CHRONICLES OF THE BRAIN POLICE
in The Ghetto Guarantee Mortgage

Dear Prudence,
After listening to an incredible sermon by the Messiah Brother Barry I came away with hope in all the catasrophe and crisis all around. I cannot see it personally, but that cute little Chris Matthews tells me that I need to be scared and this is the worst thing since the Great Depression. At least it is not as bad as Prohibition, but that is another thing altogether...However, in the midst of all this gloom and despair Brother Barry yet gave me hope so I can at least keep my house.

Brother Barry, in his sermon on the desert of Mesa, spoke of the platitudes of the new Ghetto Guaranteed Mortgage going to be once again another magnanamous govt gesture. Yes, even though I signed up for my house mortgage and did not really understand all that small print at the bottom of the pages I signed, Brother Barry tells me that help is on the way. He will personally guarantee that I will be able to keep my humble 3200 sq. ft house even though I am not working at this time...Let me shout for joy..."O hallelujah...He has performed another govt miracle."

Brother Barry even went further to state that all those responsible for this housing problem will be dealt with. I guess that my bank that lent me the money to buy my house is guilty of making me take out this mortgage. I thought it was so cute that it came with balloons and everything even though I really could not afford such a place....Brother Barry will make him pay for sure. The govt is will make us poorer people richer just by making those selfish rich ones pay our fair share...Besides, those rich people have more than enough and I have hardly any. I wonder if I can get them to pay my cable bill too??? HBO and Cinemax ain't cheap you know...

In only one month into his Presidency Brother Barry has performed might miracles only a messiah can do. Now, I wonder what is next for Brother Barry and the Brain Police in changing America to be more collective as a whole. health care??? responsible programming from all that hate speech on the radio???? or even a Senator from Illinois???

With Awestruck Eyes
Ms Ima Dipschitt